End of the Year Resolutions

New Year's resolutions are great. I like making them. I make big, long, incredibly idealistic lists and then only do a maybe one or two. This year I successfully started to floss and stretched out enough to touch my toes (pathetic, I know). Next year I have high hopes, but I figured it was a-okay to see if I could accomplish a few things before this year closes out. These hopes, dreams, aspirations, aren't much, but they are achievable (and incredibly vain).

Before the year closes I will:

• wear lipstick more often
• apply wrinkle cream daily
• wear heels at least once a week

Pretty impressive, huh? Now I just need to figure out what wrinkle cream is going to keep me from looking like the oldest twenty-six year old whoever lived. Why did it seem so awesome to be mistaken for someone five years older when I was seventeen? 

 

Comments

[Tom]

I just want to clear up that this is from the Rachel half of Rachel & Tom. --Tom

[Joehalljoehall.wordpress.com]

Tom, I don't understand why you would want to wear lipstick.

Rachel, if you can successfully floss, you can do anything.

[Tom&Rachel]

Well, see, the only reason I wear lipstick is to punish myself for not flossing. It's a system I have.

[Tom&Rachel]

Just to clarify, that last comment was Tom, trying to be funny. -- Rachel.