New Year's resolutions are great. I like making them. I make big, long, incredibly idealistic lists and then only do a maybe one or two. This year I successfully started to floss and stretched out enough to touch my toes (pathetic, I know). Next year I have high hopes, but I figured it was a-okay to see if I could accomplish a few things before this year closes out. These hopes, dreams, aspirations, aren't much, but they are achievable (and incredibly vain).
Before the year closes I will:
- wear lipstick more often
- apply wrinkle cream daily
- wear heels at least once a week
Pretty impressive, huh? Now I just need to figure out what wrinkle cream is going to keep me from looking like the oldest twenty-six year old whoever lived. Why did it seem so awesome to be mistaken for someone five years older when I was seventeen?
I just want to clear up that this is from the Rachel half of Rachel & Tom. --Tom
Posted by: Tom | 12/09/2010 at 07:44 PM
Tom, I don't understand why you would want to wear lipstick.
Rachel, if you can successfully floss, you can do anything.
Posted by: Joehalljoehall.wordpress.com | 12/11/2010 at 05:41 AM
Well, see, the only reason I wear lipstick is to punish myself for not flossing. It's a system I have.
Posted by: Tom&Rachel | 12/11/2010 at 07:15 AM
Just to clarify, that last comment was Tom, trying to be funny. -- Rachel.
Posted by: Tom&Rachel | 12/11/2010 at 07:17 AM